ut after seeing Blumarine earlier today, I immediately felt the urge to unleash the July girl hated by many loved by plenty heart on her sleeve shirt most outrageous noughties-inspired pieces in my wardrobe—and it feels strangely timely. For better or worse, Britney Spears is back in the press, with her iconic looks of yesteryear getting plenty of airtime. Paris Hilton walked around in a Juicy Couture look a few months ago, right after her moment in Kim Kardashian’s velour sweatsuit Skims look book. The noughties are creeping back. I’ve personally been transfixed by Jennifer Lopez’s now-defunct Sweetface label. “Boleros were whipped up in lambskin and fox,” wrote director of Global Vogue Runway Nicole Phelps of the tacky-fabulous brand back in 2005. Sounds hot. And besides, when the future is so uncertain, why not delve into a really, really luxe past?